Nothing spreads holiday cheer like a good laugh. Whether you're designing Christmas cards, writing social media captions, or adding a personal touch to a holiday email, a funny Christmas quote is the perfect way to stand out.
Funny Christmas Quotes
- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
- Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
- Dear Santa, I can explain…
- The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. — Buddy the Elf
- I'm only a morning person on Christmas Day.
- My Christmas wish list: 1. No drama. 2. Lots of food. 3. More sleep.
Funny Quotes for Christmas Cards
- Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like sending a card with a family photo where everyone is smiling against their will.
- May your holidays be brighter than the screen you're reading this on.
- Wishing you a holiday season with zero awkward family conversations. Just kidding — that's impossible.
- This card was handmade. Just kidding, I used Desygner.
Funny Christmas Captions for Instagram
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
- All I want for Christmas is food.
- Alexa, skip to December 25th.
- Currently accepting gifts and holiday cocktails.
- I put the 'pro' in procrastinating on Christmas shopping.
Business Holiday Captions
- Our team's holiday party has better dance moves than our marketing strategy. Almost.
- Happy Holidays from the team that's held together by coffee and deadlines.
- May your Wi-Fi be strong and your to-do list be short this holiday season.
Design Holiday Cards with Desygner
Browse Desygner's collection of Christmas card templates, Instagram story templates, and holiday social media graphics. Customize with your favorite funny quote, add your photo, and spread the holiday cheer.